Tuesday, September 24, 2013

When Will Weird No Longer Be Weird?

What is the best way to influence the world in the ways of weird? Build a clone army of course! Once I have built my clone army, the world will have no other choice but to accept that weird can be good. In fact, weird is more good than it is bad. Once we have the first set of clones fully completed, we will start mass producing them. This is nothing of which to be afraid—you will not even realize what is happening, and the transition to weird will be better than you probably think.

Jeremy Two, the first clone, is growing fast and soon will begin spreading the message of weird. We are not sure whether we will base our next one on me or my assistant—Jeremy Three or Assistant Two. Both are very good options, and I am sure we will find the answer soon.

One of the most important duties in producing clones is training them with your knowledge, helping them to learn from mistakes we have already made and even encouraging them to better themselves by using God and his Word as their standard. The more clones you have, the more possibilities you have to spread the knowledge of God and His Son Jesus Christ. A key passage I would like to instill within their minds is Titus 2:11–14:
For the grace of God that bringeth salvation hath appeared to all men, teaching us that, denying ungodliness and worldly lusts, we should live soberly, righteously, and godly, in this present world; looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God and our Saviour Jesus Christ; who gave himself for us, that he might redeem us from all iniquity, and purify unto himself a peculiar people, zealous of good works.
In other words, I would like to teach them what it means to be apart of a "peculiar people" for Jesus Christ, our Savior and God—we are meant to be separate from the world. People will see us as different or weird, but that will be a good thing. If they do not, then we may not be living as we should. I want them to not only know truth from this passage but to make it their own and spread to the news to others so that they can do the same.

I just realized I am not sure I ever answered the title of the blog post. The title was really rhetorical based on the topic of this blog post—that is, spreading the message of weird. If everyone takes hold of this message, then weird will no longer be weird. It is a good goal to have at least. In the end, we all know that God wins, and His peculiar people will be come the norm—and that is a good thing!

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