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Sunday, December 19, 2010

I Do Not Know What to Write

I was thinking I should write a blog post before I go to bed, but I am not sure what to write it on. How does one come up with ideas or topics? Is it random chance or deliberate thought? Maybe neither. Maybe I need a sledge hammer to knock some sense into me.

This reminds me of a Curly Howard quote: "I am trying to think but nothing happens!" Curly Howard is one of my role models. (You should all realize that he was one of the Three Stooges, and if you do not, then I think you should do cartwheels until you do realize.)

Curly was actually smart. He did not need to think to come up with ideas! You may say he came up with stupid ideas, but I say he came up with weird ones. His ideas were different. If everyone had the same ideas, then this world would be a boring place.

Nevertheless, I still at a loss on what to write about. Should I try to be funny or sad? Should I tell everyone that I just realized that my invisible friend is not actually real? Well, if I did, then I would be lying because I always knew he was not real. Oh excuse me one second, I need to talk to my invisible enemy...

My invisible enemy just told me that he killed my invisible friend. I tried to tell him that my invisible friend was never real, but then he showed me the invisible blood. To which I replied that I could not see it, but then he called me a truth teller. Then I said that I was not, but then realized that I thought he said liar. He caught me, and said that he knew I was lying. I tried to tell him that he tricked me, but he would have none of it. So he said my punishment would be that he would become my friend. If I have friends like that, then who needs enemies? Considering my invisible enemy is now my friend.

Oh well, anyway, I still have no idea what to write about, so I am just going to go to bed. I hope you all have weird dreams. (After this blog post, I would not doubt it.)

WeirdHamster

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